I always thought that the Word of the Day for today was great. I hope you enjoy seeing it’s application as much as I did.
Fisticuffs (Fist” ih kuffs’) pl.n.
1) A fistfight.
2) The activity of fighting with the fists.
[From fisty cuffs : fisty, with the fists (from fist) + cuff.]
Usage: If you are a complete imbecile you can pay someone to involve you in surprise fisticuffs.
The worst part is they are getting bids. Hell, I’ll give any of you an ass-beating for free 
EDITOR’S NOTE: Unfortunately eBay took the auction down. It basically had a couple of scary looking guys in ski-masks offering to fly in and beat your ass. They promised not to use weapons, or hurt you too badly… unless you fought back, then all bets were off.
