I know, what the hell am I posting now? Right? Well, I found yet another link that I couldn’t pass up. Name Your Penis by badasstronaut.
Oh come on girls… don’t act like you haven’t named your husband’s thingy already. And you know it is actually YOURS anyway right? Just walk up and say “Hey, let me see it” and see the response you get. You command great power. Use it wisely. LOL!!!!
Anyway… using my real name I determined mine should henceforth be referred to as:
Uncle Wizzo the Great White Battleaxe
I can’t believe I’m asking this, but what are your results?
July 7th, 2004 at 07:13
and i can’t believe i’m telling anyone this…
i am “Hector the Rock Hard Cock”
July 7th, 2004 at 07:18
Attila the Intimidating Caterpillar
July 7th, 2004 at 07:21
Boffer the Ultrasonic Cock
July 7th, 2004 at 07:31
Name your Penis
Everyone must go over and try the penis name generator. So damn funny. I was labeled “Attila the Intimidating Caterpillar” link (via nef’s)…
July 7th, 2004 at 10:53
All I wanna know is what Jenn thinks of this.
July 7th, 2004 at 12:35
LMAO!! My man’s penis shall forever be known henceforth as:
Hannibal the Sugar Coated Planet Crusher
That is hilarious!
July 7th, 2004 at 22:00
LOL! My husband’s Penis’ new name is “Morrison, The Ultrasonic Canon” Too funny!!
July 8th, 2004 at 11:53
You know, I do realize that this is just begging for me to comment on it. But, DUDE!
If you think I am going to start referring to IT as Uncle Wizzo the Great White Battleaxe, you have another thing coming, babe.
July 9th, 2004 at 09:41
Ground Control to Major Tom
My penis’s new name is Major Tom the Ultimate Intruder.Take Name Your Penisby badasstronaut today!Created with Rum and Monkey’s Name Generator Generator. I got this bit of wisdom from Nefarious so go blame him!…
July 9th, 2004 at 09:43
Major Tom Ulitmate Intruder
July 9th, 2004 at 13:12
Introducing….
How can I resist? Since he named his maleness. (Which will here on out be referred to as Uncle Wizzo the Great White Battleaxe.) And then Busy Mom pointed out that I could name my "girls". (Although I will never call them Edna and Justin Timb…
November 15th, 2004 at 23:23
Mine is Achilles the Enthusiastic Planet Crusher, beat that.
January 13th, 2005 at 01:06
Im HUGE
February 3rd, 2005 at 19:04
well i’m “ernist the increadable pocket rocket”
February 21st, 2005 at 02:30
Name Your Penis
nef’s blog - Name Your Penis Not sure why you need a name for it, but click above if you need a name for your penis. Or your lover’s penis. I know, what the hell am I posting now? Right?…
June 5th, 2005 at 00:09
Prince Charlie the Cybernetic Weapon of Mass Destruction
July 10th, 2005 at 13:52
I’ll have to change the name from E (Elvis, of course, I did w/ with Little E from SNL, but for some reason he took offense),
to:
Prince Charlie the Ultrasonic Liquorice Strap
love it.
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